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January 01, 1990 - February 04, 2013 + Martini Shot
I Heart Scientology 
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Here-s a great practical joke to play on friends who don-t know you that well. When the subject of Scientology comes up --- and,...
The Sandwich Makers 
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They pay me an enormous amount of money here at KCRW to do these four-minute commentaries. Well, I exaggerate. They-re not exactly four...
Remind You of Anything? 
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A friend of mine pitched an idea to a studio last week. There were about six people in the room. And they passed....
Two Hats 
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I have a theory. When someone makes a simple, clear declarative statement about themselves - you know what I mean, when someone says...
Surfer 
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They say that moments before your death, your life will flash before your eyes. I-m here to tell you that this is not...
I'm Not Even Lying to You 
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I heard this story recently, which I think encapsulates the problem with saying something truthful to somebody in the entertainment business...
Pledge Drive Special 
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I have a dog, and I walk him at least twice a day. And each time he, ya know, defecates... can I say "defecates" on...
The Fake Laugh 
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Let me try something out on you. It-s a fake laugh I-ve been working on...
The Big One Likes Himself 
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Right about now, in the majestic and dignified pageant we call the television production year, we-re smack in the middle of pre-production...
The C List 
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A few years back, a local television station broadcast an expose of some popular local restaurants. With hidden cameras and undercover reporting, they revealed...
A Certain Kind of Money 
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I have a writer friend who has a Blackberry -- you know, one of those hand-held phone and email things -- and every day at...
1000 Monkeys 
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People in Hollywood tend to give extravagant gifts, so I wasn't surprised, a few years ago, when a smartly-dressed messenger delivered a heavy gold-wrapped package...
Instant Message 
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I went to a party the other day, for a show that had been abruptly cancelled. Well, it seemed abrupt to some people. ...
My Twenty Years in Hollywood 
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I recently ran into an agent I know at a screening. Agents are very affectionate, so at one point, he put his hand on my...
Is That Supposed to Be Me? 
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A friend of mine told me the following story, which I assume is true because it doesn't involve money...