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Here Be Monsters

HBM101: Much Corruption

Jeff Emtman finds himself distracted by dragons and their ilk as he kayaks with one of the world’s hairiest people.

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By Jeff Emtman • Sep 12, 2018 • 32m Listen

Growing up, Jeff Emtman had a hard time balancing his piety for the One God with his piety for the Gnomish lord Berwyn. Generally, he deferred to the latter, though he lost favor eventually with both.

Jeff’s scoutmaster, a retired surgeon with a habit of collecting unusual boats, was always trying to get Jeff outside, away from the computer where he spent most of his free time playing a game where he tried to save the world from corruption and evil.

Ancient Domains of Mystery (more commonly called “ADOM”) is an massive roguelike game that’s inspired heavily by Dungeons and Dragons. Thomas Biskup released the first version of it in 1994.

Example of a character bio created by ADOM

Jeff, a gnomish wizard of status, is susceptible to the corruptive background radiation. Once pure, he eventually gained breath that smelled of sulfur, thorns that sprouted from his hands, etc. And he failed in his quest to save the world.

The Surgeon invited Jeff to join him for kayaking on the Naches River of Washington State. The river holds a small irrigation dam that the two must navigate--the Surgeon with ease, and Jeff with no small amount of existential, religious struggle.

The “burning hands” spell in this episode comes from a Esperanto-language reading of Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities, released as public domain audiobook by Librivox. The excerpt used can be translated to “...and the chain was bound around the arm.”

Music: Serocell ||| The Black Spot ||| AHEE ||| Circling Lights ← New music! Website soon.

Jeff Emtman produced this episode with help from Bethany Denton.

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    Jeff Emtman

    Independent Producer

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    Bethany Denton

    Managing Editor of 'Here Be Monsters'

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    Jeff Emtman

    Independent Producer

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    Bethany Denton

    Managing Editor of 'Here Be Monsters'

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