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Martini Shot

Fat Pants

Rob gains weight and then lies about it.  It’s a nice way to start 2013.

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By Rob Long • Jan 3, 2013 • 3m Listen

Yesterday I put on a pair of trousers and I noticed that they were a little tighter around the waist than they used to be. For which I blame improper water temperature in the washing machine. It's either that or the bread. It's probably the bread, if I'm going to be totally honest, or if I'm going to start being honest....

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    Rob Long

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