Martini Shot
On Fleek
Rob's totally on fleek. And if you have to ask what that means, don't bother. No one will be saying it in a week or so.
There's an Instagram account I follow called Crazy Jewish Mom, which is basically screenshots from text messages a particularly meddlesome mother sends to her daughter. The mom is unhealthily involved in her daughter's life – I have no idea if she knows that her daughter has made her a famous laughingstock on Instagram in what must be the most contemporary kind of Freudian retribution ever, or even if the whole thing is real – but one thing that does ring true is, like a lot of people of a certain age, the mom tries to be cool....