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Rob Long talks about the cruelest thing you can do to a room full of writers. No, not more script notes. It involves lunch.
By Rob Long • • 3m ListenIf you want to play a cruel joke on a room full of writers, here's how you do it. Around lunchtime, stand just outside the door and make loud rustling noises with a few large plastic grocery bags.The entire room will stop what they're doing, heads will cock towards the door, like a room full of Labradors, and someone will say, "Hey. I think lunch is here...."