Here Be Monsters
HBM025: The Sasquatch Of Pumpkintown vs Motley Crue Jon Bon Jovi
In the episode, Ben Becker tells the story of a disgusting hound dog named “Motley Crue John Bon Jovi”, a tobacco-juice soaked Sasquatch suit, and the world’s worst hot sauce.
By Jeff Emtman • • 16m ListenHomemade Bigfoot costumes can get you in a lot of trouble. And in gun-toting community of Pumpkintown, SC, a fake Bigfoot costume might get you killed too. But when the recession caused a local outfitter’s store sales to sag, it was a risk he was willing to take.
In the episode, Ben Becker tells the story of a disgusting hound dog named “Motley Crue John Bon Jovi”, a tobacco-juice soaked Sasquatch suit, and the world’s worst hot sauce.
Sharp listeners should note that no one fact-checked a single claim in this story. Wait, actually, we did look up Pumpkintown on Google Maps. It’s a real place. Use discretion before you use anything else in your term paper.
Music from:
Flowerpetal Downpour flowerpetaldownpour.bandcamp.com/
Lucky Dragons luckydragons.bandcamp.com/
Swamp Dog swampdog.bandcamp.com/
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