Martini Shot
Safe Second
It's nice to have options. This is LA, after all. Things fall apart. Projects collapse. People flake.
If everyone who has a gym membership actually showed up, tomorrow, at the gym, the place would be crammed and overfull, and we'd all suddenly realize what a scam gym memberships are. But they know what we only pretend not to know when we sign up – all eager and full of commitment, in our fresh new workout clothes...