Martini Shot
Speak Up
Rob wrote this Martini Shot on a conference call. He also bought a ticket to New York. He does a lot of things when he's on a conference call. Except pay attention.
Right at this moment – well, not this exact moment, in this exact moment I’m on the radio – but right at the moment when I’m writing this, I’m also on a conference call with about a dozen other people. Half of us are on their own – I’m at home, and if you must know, I’m in my underwear – and half of us are in some conference room somewhere, all talking into one of those things that looks like a big black starfish...