Two Jokes

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There are really only two kinds of jokes in the world: the kind you tell and the kind you play.  

I once made the terrible mistake of telling a fellow writer, as a joke, that I had recently been paid an insanely large sum for writing a half-hour comedy script.  I actually named the figure – it was about ten times the going amount at the time – and held my face in a blank and emotionless expression as the fellow writer’s eyes popped nearly out of his skull...



Rob Long